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Giving money to politicians is generally considered bribery, because it is

This absolutely looks like a bowl of raw meat

Comically long

Makes sense, it’s a comic book

I’ll see myself out

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it’s between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

Coconut goes :o

import this

'Til the very next day

I guess you weren’t in a mood for a melody

Eat ass fast paced instead of lay back your lettuce?

Really? Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never seen men’s undies with a ‘dick hole’.

I thought they only produce excavators

WINDOWS used update.

It was super effective!

Wild COMPUTER fainted!

You have some really weird fingerprints

I nearly dropped my papers!