And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

Diddy did it.

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Stanley nickels?

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

Add a Javascript dependency into the kernel. You’re welcome.

No truth-handler me :(

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Did she do it in Reno?

Because they’re openly dissing their userbase?

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It’s so plug & play

He’s looking very corgulent today.

And that should be good for your mintal health!

You don’t even get to control your own image of yourself.

And what does God need with a starship?

Somewhere in the Reichstag: “Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!”