Elon is that you?
Elon is that you?
My favorite of the Great Lakes
Buddy said “No! This is like, PRESS CONFERENCE level stuff!” and hit Post
Plus once you’re out of your stupid meeting you can celebrate with popcorn
lol imagine needing this explained?
thankyousomuchiwasconfused
His name is Michael but it’s spelled Mouchel
Israel’s assets will be given a firm but measured slap on the wrist
An outsider. Someone on the margins of society who doesn’t see things like we do, like a homeless person.
So, we’re allowed to say cunt but not The B Word™️?
I don’t want to be in hell with that removed.
Dying to know which word got removed when “cunt” was perfectly acceptable.
Listen, how me and my wife choose to spend $800 per month on avocados and bread is nobody’s business but ours and our bankruptcy attorney
Well this explains why I haven’t been able to afford a summer vacation
Phoenix police have pattern of violating civil rights and using excessive force
Mine is early July, I guess I held out hope that they’d unfuck the situation 🫠
paramedic
Whoa 😊
perv
Oh 😥
delivered 2 babies and helped save a 9 month old
Wha 🥴
Are you a saver of medic pig babies? Or a saver of pig baby’s who is a licensed medic? Or a medic pig who saves babies? Or a medic pig baby who just enjoys a good savings opportunity?
“Gonorrhea Alert” is the sickest burn to say when someone you don’t like walks into the room
Not sure what any of this means but pretty cool that you used analogous in a sentence like that
We moved on from that game 5.9 months ago, time for something fresh
(I’m just kidding)
Good, fuck this guy, he deserves it