The crowd that murdoch and limbaugh handed the orange parasite on a platter, does not care about pesky and boring little things like facts and figures. It is an irrational mob fed with bacteria-infested red meat for two decades. They can only be reached via the basest of impulses, ripe pickings only for the most ignorant and/or shameless of conmen. It doesn’t help society that the right-wing toxic propaganda machine operates at full blast 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Here I am, as tuxedo Pooh:
Audiogalaxy and Soulseek

Shinzo Abe because of Fukushima and the Tohoku earthquake/tsunami event, I presume?

What’s with the number buttons being available with no “OK” or “Enter” option?

Yipeee!

I am so sorry you have to pass close to these repellent creatures in your daily life in your towns and cities. Politics + television and internet have taken something that was already stunted and vulnerable, warped it beyond all reach of reality and sanity, on a mass scale.

Serving the will of The Lord! Which just so happens to be the will of the male head of the house. One and the same.

Stockholm Syndrome and they don’t even know it.

“Well that does NOT look like a coincidence to me! God doesn’t make mistakes!”: most evangelicals, with their leave-brain-at-door-and-pick-up-your-crayons medieval “logic”.

Well that was a spectacular read in your link, keep calling attention to it, 'cause it’s gonna be a constant drip-drip-drip of people finding out. I didn’t know, but starting today, I’m gonna experiment with SearXNG as my primary search engine, see how that goes!

MUH BEPIS!!!

Their fantasy is seeing a barefoot and pregnant woman washing dishes and who’s never had an orgasm.

The uncertainty wave function under that mask wouldn’t have collapsed into Patton Oswalt… until you meddling kids showed up.

Omg, I’m dying over here…!
This is the greatest use of Soyjack I’ve ever seen.

If I could ever do an art gallery exhibit of memes, this one has to be on it. This ticks all the Pop Art boxes. Andy Warhol would have been deeply fascinated by the meme format.

Add a full mug of beer after getting a ship sunk!

Maybe the problem is that they’re all trying to be the same goddamned thing, like how there are 15 or more goddamned hamburger chains.

“We want to be like facebook! Also like Youtube and twitter and tiktok! And like Instagram!”

Maybe if they stuck to their speciality and strengths, pick a lane and stay in it, they would prosper. But no! God forbid!

Haha, no, it’s fine, and thank you for bringing up a great point that I’ve never really thought about before, it’s like there was a blind spot in my autopilot when I wrote that here, just going for what felt easiest at the very moment.

It’s just that I’m on a tablet that tends towards the older side, I’m really quick at those things on the computer, but on the tablet the formatting process is just a little too formal for me with a finger and a touchscreen and apps that are regularly sluggish to respond.

Yeah, on the computer I can make a meme here and there, edit photos, etc, but on the tablet… all I can do comfortably is read, write, and the most basic copy-pasting of images on messaging apps like Signal. And I’d never really stopped, turned and regarded that before.

EDIT: ideally, instead of linking, it would be great if we could display the image directly here in the thread, and maybe on the computer I could try and find a way, but I mostly use the tablet nowadays. And if it’s too much of a server load for Lemmy to allow that, I can live without that “luxury”.

Anyone remember that mid-00s comic, Everybody Loves Eric Raymond? The one about Linus Torvalds getting antsy upon learning of Sony busted for installing rootkits on user’s machines, running up to his room? Google “ELER” with “Sony rootshit”.

“Strange behavior… even for a European code fag.”

Much like with the Big Bang itself, there isn’t a center to Chicago, instead Chicago happened everywhere all around and at once, then it kept on expanding from all those sausages and beer. Da Bears! Da Bulls!

Instead of remaining parallel as we move through space in the arrow of time, we get closer to other mass because our paths bend, our clocks running at slightly different beats.

Time-bending is mind-bending stuff, man.

the mountains of Carthage

Ah yes, they mounted their elephants there, teleported to the Alps, and charged down towards Rome.

Now imagine the actual Steve McQueen driving at top Mustang speed up and down those streets in Bullitt. Absolute legend.