Let me get this straight. You want everyone’s working conditions to be worse so some people wil choose to retire? Why stop there then? Dock everyone’s pay, reduce vacation time, force people to work over weekends - that will REALLY drive up the people retiring!
It just feels so petty. Not a single person reading “less cops” was confused by its meaning. I get fighting against misuse of your/you’re, its/it’s, etc. because they can make things harder to read. Fewer and less, though, have the exact same underlying meaning (a reduction).