I spray my ass with the force of a thousand tsunamis—10 seconds is more than enough.

It takes a lot of water and energy to make toilet paper. Well, a lot more than turning on my bidet for 10 seconds.

A bidet 💪 even a cheap one is nice.

Not an expert by any means, but nukes can get smaller than one would think. The fallout would be the most dangerous thing for Israel, in both the physical and political sense.

Are you saying he’s not a nice guy? Also, why are you writing notes for 2 things? How many notes do you have?!