Besides the Covid vaccine, I also have consumed some dihydrogen monoxide. Shit.
Besides the Covid vaccine, I also have consumed some dihydrogen monoxide. Shit.
Donald Trump doesn’t know how to operate a website
“Someone told me I need pipes for the website. We need to get the best pipes. Do they come in gold plate?”
Additionally, give the kids guns.
But someone recently said he revived the NFT market single-handedly, with people making a bigly 1000% return!
Besides the earthquake, there was also a literal rain of fire across the planet, like a blast furnace, that likely killed everything that wasn’t underground or underwater.
Instead of drilling a hole, another way to do it is to slam an asteroid on the other side of the planet.
https://earthsky.org/earth/dinosaur-killing-asteroid-caused-indias-deccan-traps/
The loophole seems to be having an app pinned to the screen (I’ve never done this, but it presumably keeps the phone from locking) while requiring you to have an unlocked phone to use NFC payments. This doesn’t seem to be a common scenario (I can imagine doing this in some sort of kiosk mode, or giving the phone to a kid and locking the app so he can’t wander around).
To be fair, those are Mission Impossible chase scenes really disrupt traffic.
Making the pee more expensive, yes.
Ah, yes, Little Bobby DROP TABLES;
As a former sysadmin who hopped around to different machines to do stuff, I would hate it when I had to type on some developers’ computers, because they had set it up as Dvorak (vi on Dvorak is a special hell). Yes, it’s a more efficient keyboard as long as that’s the only machine you’re on. If you have to use different machines where most of the users are on QWERTY, you just use QWERTY.
Should that not be properly, “Oi, cunt!” ?
“OK, how can we make a web interface more difficult to use?”
We can call everyone “Colonel”, a la Col. Sanders.
https://mastodon.coffee/@TidalFlats/110940255733069000
Putin:
I thought I had him in a box.
And then he got out like a fox.
And then I saw him in a house.
And I then he went to Belarus.
So I will track him here and there.
Say! I can track him anywhere!
I do not like this Wagner man!
Thank you! Thank you, SAM-I-Am.
Constructive = one after another
I think you mean “consecutive”.
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A Ukrainian drone was spotted in lunar orbit, directing HIMARS strikes.
But how do you keep the ice cream cake from melting over that time?
“I’ll just open up this fake airlock door now.”