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Cake day: June 15th, 2023

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  • Good question! Because neurons differ widely in location and function throughout your body, there are a number of possible outcomes depending on what exactly you mean by “all”. I’ve listed a few of those outcomes below!

    Every neuron in your entire body: you die.

    Every neuron in your body under conscious control: you die.

    Every neuron in your Central Nervous System(brain and spinal cord): you die.

    Every neuron in your brain: you die.

    Every neuron in your brain that’s not in your hindbrain: you still die, but slightly slower and more agonizing.

    Every neuron in your cerebrum: you die, but going from seconds to minutes here is progress!

    Every neuron in your frontal lobe: you might conceivably survive this, albeit with severe personality changes and massive cognitive declines. Then again, it’s almost certainly going to trigger a massive seizure. In which case you just die.






  • By simple, I mean the cliched small talk questions that people on the internet seem to have a lot of contempt for. Had a great conversation with a lady yesterday that stemmed off of asking about the weather. Mentioned my work, she had a son in the same area, I asked her how many kids she had, how she met her husband, etc. Ended up talking about her cousin with a law degree who can’t find work here after immigrating. People have so much contempt for the simple questions, but they’re cliches because they work. You just have to listen and latch on to the things they mention.

    Edit: Lets say a simple question is one where 100% of people have an opinion on it, 90% of that opinion is guaranteed to align with yours, and the remaining 10% won’t be a dealbreaker. Weather, families, sports, etc.