A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

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Yeah, but at least Soylent Green is organic.

Because education is the devil’s work!

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

Why does Bernie only get to serve a weekend at the White House and not a full term?

Sounds like someone just turned 65. Into the Soylent tanks you go!

All of which can be easily purchased online by anyone.

Nah, they just can’t get off unless they’re using the tears of the oppressed as lube.