“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.
This information is most welcome.
…say sike right now.
Cleveland rocks!
And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.
I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.
The judge was shot 400 times, a likely suicide.
I would love a show where famous chefs have to microwave cheap meals to perfection with intense music in the background.
Hohoho. Mew meow mow Solo.
(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.
(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!
I’m actually surprised by how large the fediverse is. I thought it was more like 50,000 at most.
Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!
Get yourself a clown girlfriend. Or don’t. What do I know?
Yeah I have a big order (constantly asks for clarifications over the phone while ordering for a small army)
Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.