Or just install one of those distros and keep money for yourself?
Check Fedora Atomic. It’s pretty much an install and forget system (with auto upgrade enabled)
Using Fedora Atomic is like having a dedicated team of fedora engineers manage your system and you only have to mess with your desktop settings.
You can’t top it because this is exactly how many of them talk.
People who sign up for missions like this are probably very excited to do the work.
It’s you.