I love Facebook math.

Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

And yet they’re bigger, fly higher and faster, and have longer range than his 757.

I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

Have the banned buzkashi yet?

Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

Librarians are pretty chill, unless you’re a loud talker hehe

Jesus saves, Satan invests.

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

Ah yes, good old dependency.

You’re the real MVB