showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

My ass walking into school with bangs shaped like ∩ because my mom got a crazy idea

Me not wanting to go to work for my employer ever again

150$

People are great until you put them in a car.

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid

“oh damn, that shit is expensive”

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good

P.S. electric cars are here to save Cars, not the environment

Cute

Almost 80% of ocean micro plastics is just tires

American Assassin lmao

npp for sure

Of course, if I see pronouns in their name I know I’m among friends

Kafkaesque!

Fuck this dude and his plan and his shitty fat polluting murder machines