Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

If they met, it wouldn’t be a big deal to either of them, they’re normal to each other.

Ever tried turning the handle up?

I only want gatto.

Want my mother’s maiden name and my favourite pet’s name too?

Meh, cheap Roku stick or equivalent and it’ll be fine.

Carpet.

Exactly!

You go straight from “no wine glass” to drinking via capillary action using spaghetti?? Dude, have some class and drink out of a measuring cup or small sauce pan first at least.

Spaghettananas is bugs.

Technically, a military surplus store could be considered a second hand store. What militaries use berets that could be considered “raspberry” in colour?

Not saying it isn’t, but the term “swim diaper” doesn’t manage expectations very well.

Swim diapers are disgusting. Unlike real diapers that absorb and catch all manner of tiny human waste, swim diapers are just turd filters. Everything else gets through. Source: I have kids.

Data, fully functional.

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Weird Al Rulovich

No more poop knife, you just bite it off.

By extension that means we can also reprogram alien satellites and probes. So why aren’t we??

fasebol

Huh, I guess that answers that. Thanks!