The lizard suit wasn’t even designed to do that, but he’s such a great man he made it happen anyway.

When asked follow up questions he admitted that he wasn’t certain of any further actions to be taken, as putin now only gives a single instruction at a time.

I think he should attack Greenland.

Hell, I’d even let him take a pair of chopsticks with him, if he can fit it in his kayak.

Pilboooooy

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/canada-freezes-rebate-payments-tesla-bans-it-future-rebate-programs-due-tariffs-2025-03-25/

I suspect the government(s) that represent the bulk of the funds behind xAI threw the money out to continue operating exactly as he has been.

he’d prefer everyone refer to hitler as ‘the original musk?’

damn those tricky accidental nazi gestures.

unfortunately I didn’t think my own actions through, the placement of your gif and the context compelled me to like it, now I feel dirty.

The mind boggles at what could beat what’s already been outed, best not to think into that too deeply, I suppose.

Is that how this works? I declare a 3 day workweek!

When you know your parents are shitty people I suppose there’s no hesitation to run to mommy to support you, even when you know they know you’re wrong

Pronounced ‘barbara’

She forgot to wear her regular clothes after dressing up for her husband?

Maybe she doesn’t read the news?

When he figures out he doesn’t actually have the best people and we’ve been benefitting from our international relationships more than we’ve been contributing on actual physical products he will learn a basic electronics principal I learned long ago: once you let out the magic smoke that makes the thing go, it’s damn near impossible to get it back in there

Well, 70 million but they’re very passionate about what they hate

I see you haven’t bought any nestle products in 4 years, this is considered a very serious terrorist action so we’ll be denying your visa application.

…and what’s this blank spot on your resume?

• Well since you asked I’m legally required to tell you I helped topple a mostly functional democratic republic., but I’d prefer not to talk about it.

Thanks Obama.