You know what really aggravateses me is them immigants. They want all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain’t even bothered to learn themselfs the langwich!

Moe Syzlak

A Donald duck

That’s the question, Horatio.

Maybe something where people don’t put shit like /joking because they’re petrified of downvotes

Plenty of countries are far ‘better’.

Yeah, at least as early as 1776

I just select my precepts from the arguments on offer and try to rigidly stick to them.

Only if it’s part of the quote. In this case, because “apologies” wasn’t followed by a full stop, it doesn’t go within the quotation marks.

Put a comma after “apologies”.

The funny thing is that in reality, they always gave 30 days’ notice

Why did you fight shit heads in Iraq?

Not if you don’t want to spend time pulling people up on it I guess. It’s something to consider on both accounts

Rubber balls and liquor.

Nah, and certainly not for a news headline

Wrong preposition and ‘of’ doesn’t follow ‘off’.

No journal would write ‘off of’ in a headline

Now the real challenge is getting the cartoon titles under a single word

I don’t like that or anything else like it, including Israel, but I know the facts and the realpolitik and it was: rock -> Biden <- hard place. Israel was a big mistake by the USA and UK and as such they’re both attached by a un-severable umbilical. Nobody else would’ve acted any differently.

My loyalty lies nowhere near Biden’s government - I’m not even from the US, I’m British - I’m just realistic about the breaks. Carry on with the principled stand and see what kind of sainthood it grants you. If you’re voting against Biden rather than opposed to Trump then you really will have a shit sandwich; your bed won’t be made at all, you’ll be sleeping rough.

What would the reaction have been had he denied aid to Israel? The answer is fuck off, you made your bed.

That or animal shithouse