As a non-american, you’re doing about okay as everyone else.

Canyonerooo-oooh yah!
Canyonerooo

It looks like the face from Mars is enjoying his new job.

Fun fact: A4 is literally an acronym for “for anuses”. It became more commonly used for writing because buttholes would use it for writing fanfics.

In a perfect world, where all criminals white or blue are brought to justice under the same hammer, you would have a point and my heart.

But the world is not just; you know that, I know that, they know that.

The boy who survived has never talked about the incident. Can you imagine coping with the guilt of feeling the warmth of your classmates cocooned around you fading gently away one by one, leaving you alone with only the memory of their sacrifice…

On that sombre note:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairngorm_Plateau_disaster

It was only on Monday afternoon, when the parents were gathered at the school, that the news came that five of their children were dead. The father explained that the boy who survived was the smallest student in the party; maybe the others (two women leaders, four girls and one boy) had been huddling round him to protect him from the cold

Woah. That’s a lot of printer cartridges. I hope you get the colours you need!