The article says she’s married, but the husband works out of state.

I’ll continue not playing the game I’ve never played before. I’m doing my part!

Wow! I, for one, will plan to be both shocked and awed by the ‘hellscape’.

Maybe the code? It is ZEBES

Bro, I voted Nader in 2000. In Florida. I still love Nader but I sure learned that lesson.

New owner gets taxed based on what they pay for it, so they county will end up collecting more.

Some localities limit the increase in taxable value to a fixed percentage, which can combat that. The taxable value of my home is something like 25% of the actual value.

Now do the corporations.

If he flexs his newfound immunity he could definitely stir the pot.

Weird how those guys are all in the same party.

case violates centuries of New York case law.

No worries. The Supreme Clowns of the United States have already been clear that precedent means nothing.

That’s for sure. Every one of those fuckers should have gone directly to jail that night. If that had been a George Floyd protest they would have just opened fire.

You can bet the National Guard would be deployed if a similar coup attempt is planned this time around.

Closest we got to SeaQuest is this bro. RIP Roy Scheider. Paul, I hope everything works out. Where’s Captain Planet when you need him?

Uh oh. The SS better stage another quick phone upgrade so they can accidentally lose all the evidence again.

He just caught a scratch. Holding up his arm isn’t the smart thing to do but that just makes it more authentic.

I like the way you think. To quote myself, “If you need to use the /s, you’re not sarcastic hard enough.”

Personally I don’t think humans are going anywhere. We might destroy most of the biosphere and a large portion of humanity but I bet in the end roaches go extinct before we do.

I don’t understand why using AI is what makes this illegal. I don’t know the laws in Spain, but would it be illegal if they used a pencil or a paint brush? Seems like a weird line to draw if not.

Pauly Shore can finally stage his big comeback.