You eventually get used to it

One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.

How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?

There’s some fanfiction out there that can make you regret learning language at all.

Does the spectrum for that word usually range from lighting the wrong side of a cigarette to serious crimes against human dignity?

I thought he meant, like, inclusive ‘and’

Like the line is between (Epstein+Weinstein) and everyone who is not (Epstein+Weinstein)

Im high as shit, please y’all go easy on me

can we pronounce it like “asshole”

October 19th got 33 hours in it, so remember to make use of that

Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

Do this daily and you won’t have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

did they die

1. doing a handstand

2. being good enough at archery to draw a crowd

3. performing archery with feet

Like, I’ll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.

This doesn’t look AI generated.

I’m in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.

Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬

During the single mandatory postgraduate session on ethics, a few of us decided to play a bot trivia game over Telegram.

We all already knew it’s bad to use our education to kill people or do fraud or plagiarise shit. Like, man, I never did that. I’m not gonna fucking do that.

Anyways, someone sent the answer, “Led Zeppelin”, 1ms before me.

I slammed my fist on the desk. The entire lecture hall looked at me. That was my only moment of gamer rage where I hit something. Normally I just aggressively grunt or clench my teeth.

edit: I dropped out anyways, so it didn’t matter if you don’t think about it too much

I’d rather not ask

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

Yep. They’ve been around for years.

Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy

I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)

Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway

never trust a fart

why can’t I open this website

this is multidimensional wisdom

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

yo give shreck his dong back

probably looking everywhere for that shit