water coolant in nuclear reactor enters the chat

Marketing person looking for fancy drinking water enters the chat

Narrator: you wouldn’t guess what happens next

<Insert Pikachu meme>

That graph is what the herd behavior looks like. But if you break down, take 2 people who are actually on bottom quartile. While on average they think they’re 3rd quartile aka a bit above average, one of them will have impostor syndrome and the other one will think they’re the smartest person around. Then for the top 2 smartest people around, one will know it for sure and the other will think of themselves less than the overconfident newbie described above.

I could give away food if that would reduce my socializing

Thx for saving me a click. We are full of options and nobody has data. Down voting the post.

The Simpsons are getting weak, they didn’t predict this one

“see, I don’t have a nose anymore, but it’s worth it because he owns the liberals… it’s happening any time now, just wait and see”

Dude are you forgetting that people are ok with death penalty AND it’s normalized to die without treatment if you can’t pay for it?

That’s a good split mate, if we have Bernie they can have Trump as many times as they want.

Norway … Brewery

What about distillery?

Are you one of those guys that would insist on ham and eggs brekkie even in Israel?

Yep but if you think that word is too biased you can also call them communists, climate activists or snowflakes. Which one you pick depends solely on your own mood.

OMG the special envelope seems to make it specially easier for people to steal just the right mail

Never ask an engineer why lol

Source: am engineer

I had a friend with one of those while I had an Atari. The Atari game would come up within a minute, but the tape took like 15 min to start.

Plot twist, reboot takes 11 minutes and you didn’t test for it

I’ll date myself. My first PC had 500MB of STORAGE

We got the Trojan in, let’s move move move!

Edge cases are for teams that have internal testing AND care about quality.

A quick easy way to know if your new job is or isn’t one of those, is when you open a 3 year project and find no unit tests.

Based on what I’ve seen from this person, this is all I ever seen them talking about

Yep, saying Apple is biggest manufacturer is misleading since they have a class of their own. It’s like saying they’re the biggest manufacturer for iOS, which is not useful information.

Brexit is when England thinks colonies are better off because they’re independent, when the truth is that they’re England - free.

The equivalent is England leaving great Britain, with the consequence that Ireland unifies and Scotland does what it wants 🤣🤣🤣🤣