Gotta love those Gamma Tops

Bye bye, you redcoat commie bastards! Finally, Britain is no more! Take that, King Richard!

I thought that was lead.

Sorry. This thing: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molon_labe

Guys with moron labia stickers on their pavement princess trucks would love this until they had to wear roman clothing that they’d assume were dresses.

The Boston Puritans

I would love to see this. I wonder which Irish mom they’re gonna have to tell Mikey to stop swearing at Fenway.

I used to be impartial to mine, almost wanted both (eg penile preservation vaginoplasty), but lately I just want it gone. I may have liked my bulge at some point, but the harassment and death threats make it a very tenuous living situation.

Remember those Burger King Xbox 360 games? Those. And just because they were memes, cheap, but then we started getting into them! We were playing I think it was Sneak King (I just now realized it’s called that 'cause “sneaking” 🤦🏼‍♀️) and we were 3 hours into it, it was 1am or something, my friend had work later and had to drive home, but we were determined… Almost want to buy them again.

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!

If she’s not from Lesbos then it’s just sparkling dyke

[Collision detection breaks and launches user]

Are you ok?

Each other?

What?

Explains New Jersey

“What? They always hold it when I pee”

That is a looooong middle finger

Everything about this. Yes!

Love how everyone is like “beans and rice!” and totally ignoring the energy and time it takes to make such things. And not everyone is a fan of beans and rice. At the end of the day being able to have a slice of pizza may be the only bright spot when you’re living paycheck to paycheck.