.00001% chance it wakes you with Dawn of the Final Day

The big difference is Hamburg has a 3.5 meter tidal range and Tampa has a .6 meter tidal range.

Try not to take any lsd on the way to the parking lot

Every sensor I’ve seen let’s you set the timeout, and some of the nice once are actually presence detectors so they won’t turn off if you are sitting still.

We are civilized here

And yet you can’t stop running over elderly people with e scooters, interesting.

Doritos would be way cooler if they turned your finger tips transparent

Quartering soldiers is very different than putting an aa emplacement on your roof.

Bro the Clinton’s haven’t been relevant in 10 years

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If you can snag the physical edition of untitled goose game, it comes with some absolutely killer swag

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but everyone should know that fop headquarters are flammable

That’s the secret they’re all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give

Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about satire?

You should ask for a Lemmy username instead of a reddit username at checkout. Although willingly doxxing oneself seems odd, even if the intentions are good.

Damn they are straight up robbing single handed people

Anyone got a link?

Have you noticed that I only drink grain alcohol or rain water?

So they forgot to ban the chemtrails that are making the frogs gay. Rainbows aren’t real. They are just a side affect of the chemtrails

It’s literally a platform to talk to the most gullible and easily manipulated group of people. You can hate everything about the platform but you have to admit magas fall for everything and are willing to pay for it. These people bought trump bucks…

I want to see this prior to the shingles being attached