Probably a customer not realizing the preparation and complaining that the cheese wasn’t cheesey or as velveeta-ey as they were used to, and malicious compliance ensued.

Fuck it. Give them more cheese. 👹

An impasta because I’m a human bean.

Shocking Murder Vic Confession: “I didn’t even know I was dead.Thats how good they are.”

For anyone confused about the MAGA-ese: Failure to make payments under Bankruptcy and repo man coming for what’s due = federal government repressing muh rights

It’s embarrassing how, if you say the magic words, the MAGA brain shuts down and just becomes compliant with anything.

American left: “Might the noble job creators spare a pittance of their fortune that they, and they alone, earned and were entitled to based on their unique brilliance?”

Left anywhere else: “Bootlickers.”

It’s like Pleasantville, but in reverse and it’s a horror film.

I guess he fits the kicker with an inferiority complex since he isn’t a real football player.*

*All other kickers are real football players unless they hold similarly shitty views.

Surely engineers have devised ways to reduce pier pressure caused by the flow of water.

This reads more like the panic of an addict who thinks they’re about to be cut off and less like a coherent take on the issue.

In reality, even if this passes the Senate, TikTok will be sold to a US-based holding company. Little will change for the end user. It isn’t going to shut down. And even if it did shut down (which it won’t ), this article really cheapens the meaning of “tragedy.”

The rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

• Zapp Branigan -Michael Scott

I started using Reddit in 2007ish or thereabout. I’m done. I am sick of the drama there, the direction of the platform, and the people are nicer here to boot.

Cult people using the cult as an excuse/justification to behave like selfish assholes. A tale as old as time.

When are the rest of us going to get sick of this petulant bullshit?

BRACE YOURSELF!

ADA lawsuit incoming.

I’m not super familiar with Bacon reader nowadays, but Sync has a list view and a compact view that cram quite a few posts onto the screen. Hopefully its comparable.

Reddit never produced any content. The users did.

Users move. Content moves.

I may be missing something, but the article completely loses the thread when it starts grousing over "why won’t the 3Ps pay up? " Because even if they pay, NSFW content is still not available for users. Reddit is attempting to force third party devs to charge for an inferior product, which is obviously untenable for all parties.

PCs as hybrid consoles really appeals to me. I love the switch form factor but I hate the walled garden. More competition in the space is a good thing for us. I almost can’t wait for the switch 2 so I can upgrade to a PC-based hybrid console.