i didn’t think it was an issue at all

i’m not even that bloody… like, sure i have a little bit of blood on me, but most of it’s inside me….

McDonald’s and gasoline?

at least it will make explaining astroturfing a little easier

i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…

i just want a phone that constantly spies on me and sends recordings back to mama cloud….

i don’t know who hurt you… but i’m sorry you had to go through whatever experiences that would make you commit those thoughts to typed words and think you were saying something.

well “probably” was the wrong term… but i was having that with large doses of caffeine, looked into it and found the blood pressure thing… also i was dehydrated….
drinking a lot more water fixed it for me….
zero sources, i’m sorry… this was about 2019 when i last searched for it… i could’ve been misled.

yes

we need math in programming because math is the best language for describing the universe…
you don’t really need much to do a lot of stuff, but it’s a very math like thing… the computer was invented as a general purpose math machine, programming languages are rather similar to math… variables, functions, etc….
imo they make students take way too much math and it ends up being “just prove that you could do this, not that you’ll need to”.
like, “multivariable calculus with analytic geometry” isn’t needed for anything unless you’re doing scientific work….

probably just your blood pressure is too high and when you take stimulants it raises it and knocks you out….
also, you’re probably fairly dehydrated

pretty sure that’s illegal and they can sue for the maternity leave pay as well as discrimination….
lots of corps(e) don’t want to employ mothers of young children, as there’s lots of legally excused absences and they can’t press them for as much overtime….

i mean sure, they said it first… but i made it cool

you may… but you should know it’s a south park episode where that’s in the iOS terms of service….

i highly recommend you watch it

edit: sorry, Human CentiPad

well aside from it taking up a lot of space and making a lot of noise, there’s a water and gas line hookup that probably requires permission….
but they do make really small ones that can only do a couple garments at a time.
usually marketed for long haul truck drivers….

give me an app that doesn’t touch any other part of my phone and doesn’t require signing some 300 pages of terms of service where i agree to be a human centipede… then maybe

they’re old timey examples… just the first ones i googled