Boop the droop snoot :3

Yeah, I didn’t expect much more of this, and then a bunch of those bored Yahoo Tech Bros think Elon would really make a train :')

I just finished my summer internship at the Austrian Federal Railways “ÖBB” and they’re ordering a bunch of these Mireos which is why it struck me.

I’d say it’s a Siemens Mireo

NO WAY! Did they just copy the Siemens Mireo and made it a double decker

It looks even more obvious in the German version of the site where the first picture is literally this one:

Edit:

Now that I have taken a closer look I question if the “Tesla” train is even a double decker or actually the Mireo

Edit 2:

And I am unsure if Yahoo just used a random train as their cover or if this is the Tesla train in question. I am so confused O.o

Edit 3:

Soo it’s not a double decker and it is “Tesla’s train” sooo… If I was Tesla I’d get back to the drawing board because I doubt Siemens will be happy with what they did here

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands 👏👏

Hehe, that was the plan all along ;)

I feel honored \(^-^)/

One emoji is fine.

Two if you want to underline your reaction.

Three is the maximum allowed by the cringe police.

After three according to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale you belong to the Facebook boomer jail. Enjoy the nationalist/racist/sexist/lame minion “memes”.

When I see more than three laughing emojis a sitcom laughter is automatically playing in my head. It feels like being forced to laugh at gunpoint.

Press p to pet

Yup, it’s most likely this one (or a similar one):

https://amzn.eu/d/aabjqEh

It’s just a bit creepy bc I was talking to a friend about having to renew my German passport - which is a lengthy process since I am living abroad and need to do it via the German embassy which is always booked out for 3 months

Anyways, we were talking about it and later that day he was doom scrolling some reels and found this ad 💀

*schnurrd

Gadse ฅ⁠^⁠•ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

Moo? 🐮

And about 10 people changed their minds because of them

Why tf do I have to imagine Stockton Rush holding Erwin’s speech before the sub implodes

I am so fucking spoiled

I am wondering, what is enjoyable about Windows/Microsoft?

The slow & buggy UI?

The blue screens due to crappy drivers or bc they fucked something up?

The way they erase any customisability, essentially forcing their users to adapt their vision of how a computer should be operated?

How they are coming up with great ideas such as taking system snapshots and having AI analyze them?

The updates that randomly decide to install and then take an eternity with the end user not being able to use their PC whilst an update is taking place?

The 10.000 different ways of updating software?

How they are blatantly ripping off features whilst marketing them as their own ideas?

The way they are turning it more and more into an advertising platform for their own products?

The $139.00 license fee for everything I just mentioned?

Like, the only enjoyable thing I can think of is software availability but thanks to WINE / Proton this advantage is becoming less and less relevant.

Ahhh, it took me a while to understand basic English, my bad :')

Maybe it’s because I am using U-Block Origins or because I am living in the EU but I just tried it and it didn’t ask me to switch off anything :p

Ahh, shit. I haven’t encountered that yet. I enjoy it while it lasts then 🫡