Over the chin: bank robber
Wear the beanie for the job you want, not the one you have!
Time to stock up on balaclavas.
Mmmmmm… baklava…
Beanie only covering the crown:
Central banker
Sorry, seemed like the meme was going that way. Deactivating Hitler mode.
That reminds me of a simpler time when you could assume people were joking when they said this stuff.
I most certainly was joking. Anti semitism is disgusting, but this joke was irresistible.
Me, innocent: Oh cuz a central banker is pretty wealthy and powerful, and to only cover the crown would take a very tiny beanie 😂
Wait… Hitler mode? … 🤯
Yes, I realised the joke wasn’t 100% obvious so I added that bit haha
Construction workers and fork lift ops make waaaaay more than baristas and mixologists.
And yet are still less respected by the owner class, because they get dirty.
For me it’s because they block three lanes of traffic on a four lane, and when I drive by at 10mph on a 65mph watching 3 workers watching 1 doing work I die a little inside. And it goes on for weeks or months. And I’m both annoyed and jealous.
Bottom right works for “balding right wing con man” too
That’s covered by g*mer
Aternately, it’s winter and it’s cold outside.
When it’s for use in cold weather, it’s called a tuque. Know the difference!
Toque* unless your a dirty French canadian lol
Nah, it’s still tuque. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/tuque just less bigoted
It is spelt “toque” in English in Canada.
That is a toque, sir.
Literally the same thing, but regional names. Toque is pretty much only used by Canadians.
Canadian here, can confirm
Phrenology 2
Upper left works at a job with a three-shanty minimum.
What if I don’t have a beanie?
Scum if the earth!
Did you say Scrum master?
You win!
But the shorter ones are objectively worse at their job of keeping your head warm, the sole purpose of a beanie.
Why do you need to keep your head warm in an air conditioned office?
I get cold easily.
Bottom right looking like the Grey Fox
literally jesse pinkman on the bottom right
Top left corner built like the fuckin brickster
