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A cartoon depicting a mother doing dishes with her daughter beside her.
Daughter: Grandma said, in her day, she did 3 times the work you do today.
Mother: In Grandma’s day, they had cocaine in the sodas.
A cartoon depicting a mother doing dishes with her daughter beside her.
Daughter: Grandma said, in her day, she did 3 times the work you do today.
Mother: In Grandma’s day, they had cocaine in the sodas.
How ridiculous, to drug people into compliance. Now if you’ll just give me a second, I need to go get a Xanax to take the edge off the Adderall I took so that I could spend 14 hours today arranging the pattern of lights on this little rectangle on my desk. If I don’t, the police will tell me I have “excited delirium” and fill me full of ketamine until I die.