Miles O'Brien

I genuinely wonder if all the people I’ve had tell me Obama and Biden are going to ban all guns/they’re coming for our guns are going to have a moment of self reflection when the fascists in power come for their guns.

Or is it going to be a “only white people with no unnatural hair coloring and presenting as their birth cirtificate sex are allowed to have guns”

If you’re brown and nearby when some white folk get into it, you have a very high chance of “fitting a description” and either being arrested anyway or shot “while reaching for a gun” when you put your hands in the air.

Read the story and be pissed by how any news outlet phrases it in any way other than “this man was murdered in a pre-meditated manner after prolonged harassment from psychotic neighbors who previously murdered their dog”

Rorschach was right about one thing, people like this shouldn’t get to go to jail. Rabid Animals get put down.

What do you fucking do about a community like that

I’m not allowed to tell you directly on .world, but turnabout is fair play.

A hypothetical response when someone complains that they can’t use a certain soap over a mildly flowery scent.

Joke’s on you I’m going to send this to my wife knowing fully well that she’s going to want garlic bread.

Homemade Alfredo, here we come!

I’ve summoned a demon, AND been to MULTIPLE hells.

LPT: don’t summon a demon if you aren’t certain you can control it.

Imagine if you had one of the greatest piano players in history offering to play you something, and you ask him to play the opening bars of “Heart and Soul”, three times in a row.

Yes, they could do it, and do it perfectly… But why would they want to do that when Claire De Lune or Für Elise exist. And yes, those are still fairly basic in the grand scheme of things but heart and soul is boring AF.

Make no mistake, there are plenty of people in positions of power, who could all make sure this doesn’t happen.

They aren’t. Mostly because they want it to happen (also to own the libs) , or because they don’t seem to realize we are in fascism times and think “surely there is a good reason for this”

They are giving it to him.

I never thought I’d see the day when a draft dodging felon was given a military parade for his birthday.

For the record, fuck the draft. If they ever call it up again, I encourage everyone to metaphorically burn their cards en masse, and present a middle finger to the federal government.

But you don’t get to use daddy’s money and connections to be allowed to stay when others have to make an actual choice to make a stand, and you sure as FUCK shouldn’t get to have a military parade after doing so.

If the 9,000 military personnel had any sense of duty to the oath they all took, then they would refuse to go, or honestly even do the funniest thing on planet earth.

Cheeto said it himself, “he who saves his country commits no crime”

“If you’re too insecure to wash your nasty-ass stank smell off because of a nice smell, you ARE a bitch, and a whiny one at that. When you grow up to be a REAL man, my body wash will still be there, not giving a shit about what dangles between your legs or what you think is or isn’t manly.”

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

The Game (which you just lost)

goddamn it I just lost the game…

I turned my wife into a nerd and now we go to half price books.

You can’t separate the art from the artist, but I can damn well ensure that none of my money goes to them.

Secondhand all the way baybee

If Bob is pissing in the sink, who the fuck cares if Larry The Sink Pisser is saying someone else is pissing in the sink too?

“what about all the sink pissing Larry has done?” is literally whataboutism.

“but what about…”

And in particular, the union went easy on them specifically because they didn’t want lasting hard feelings.

So basically trying to please the shitbags never really stopped, it just had a brief couple years of being put on pause.

Best I can do is an AR-15 with a 3d printed bicycle mount.

Unfortunately that doesn’t look as cool as a roman chariot with some spears, IMO.

It’s a good thing those torches are still burning after thousands of years, otherwise you would have needed a flashlight!

As an American, even the ones that aren’t should stay away. Why visit a place where you might get kidnapped by government sanctioned brute squads and sent to a death camp in another country?