Maybe someone will enjoy this as much as I did but this news story about a bear sighting… But I don’t want to say why. I want the nonsense to wash over you as it did me the first time I saw it.
I have another too, this tiny frog, fiercely squeaking it’s battle cry with all all it’s might. It never fails to remind me of how Nibbler on Futurama looked cute but was actually a powerful race of creatures.
That bear sighting news story one got me. Thank you.
I was crying while reading through that one reddit post about a particular song he uses for rhythm during sex.
Looks like it got removed because the mods are unfun chodes.
The song and the post are funny, but the thread full of redditors taking it seriously is a bit depressing.
It’s clearly a shit post, but an absolutely amazing one. The roasts/comments are still funny though.
May the laughs and memories last forever XD
The comments on the clip from Workaholics are all hilarious, and reference that reddit post quite a bit lol.
That’s some weird bastardized/hacked Pavlovian response. But hey, musics on, time for sex.
Austin Powers 2 when he fights mini me. I couldn’t breathe it was so dumb and funny.
I was sitting in a hanging chair, talking to my partner. When they made a stupid, small joke, I giggled a bit. The hanging chair made a squeaking noise on that small giggling motion, which made me chuckle, which caused a stronger squeaking, and just like that, I was in a self enforcing spiral of laughing and squeaking. I couldn’t stop myself, and ultimately my partner had to get me out of that chair because I had no control left from laughing so much :D
I watched a low budget movie on prime called Alien Invasion. There’s a short scene of the main character driving by some homeless guy and he grunted to her when she asked him a question and she got scared and drove away. Funniest scene I ever saw due to how stupid it was.
The book of Mormon.
I’m gonna say if anyone has an inkling they want to see it, DO IT. It’s insanely funny. Scroll past my comment and don’t spoil it for yourself.
For those of you who don’t plan to see it, it’s about Mormon missionaries that end up in Uganda. The beginning is very tame, and then they whip out this number. I felt like I might die due to lack of air from laughing so hard.
For some reason I find glitching physics in games to be hilarious. This clip from AC4 had me wheezing.
“Ah, Moses but a pirate.” Is not something I was planning on thinking today LOL
Was watching a laughably bad horror movie with a friend at the theatre which caused both of us to have a shared laughing fit that lasted hours! During the movie we couldn’t stop giggling and people were looking at us, and both of us kept making jokes to eachother about the movie which just made it so much worse. Friend stayed at my place for a while and we were still laughing. I’m pretty sure onlookers thought we were on drugs or something.
When I got home we decided to play Mario Kart but we kept making jokes about the movie and were laughing so hard that we couldn’t properly race and we just kept crashing into each other 😂
For fun I’m not going to name the movie but I’ll give a couple hints! Very cliched scenes, silly jumpscares, and unintentionally funny scenes that were made even funnier by my friend making jokes about them. My sides killed me for days 😭
Last week’s The Rehearsal episode where in order to understand Sully Sullenberger’s state of mind when safely landing his plane into the Hudson he uses his memoir as a guide to backtrack and rehearse his life and major experiences starting as an infant, and progresses through his childhood and early adulthood.
Here’s part 1/3 of the relevant section of the episode but quick warning, it’s pretty weird and shocking even for Nathan Fielder but goddamn that has to be the hardest I’ve laughed at a TV show since Nathan for You:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQtYnkV4in0&pp=ygUTVGhlIHJlaGVhcnNhbCBzdWxseQ%3D%3D
When I was in middle school I was reading a passage of some workbook in Sunday school and it said something with the word “papi” describing how different cultures call their fathers, I guess in relation to how God is our father in heaven. Anyways when I read “papi”, I paused for a second, and absolutely lost it. I never laughed at anything so hard in my life.
Just the idea of calling God “papi” is absolutely absurd.
Close second is in the 9th grade in speech class someone dared me to do the monologue about tots for one of my speeches so I did. I couldn’t get through more than like 5 seconds of it without laughing.
Oh interesting, that audio is from a totally different video
Huh, I had no idea. Totally works for the other video tho, cause that shit cracked me up.
When I saw someone comment something like “That is an aggressively country child.” I laughed so hard lol
We reference this all the time now. It’s a permanent memory artifact. XD
LOL, indeed. I grew up in Oklahoma so I recognize that twang. :P I worked for years to get rid of my southern accent.
Haha I have folks there! Lived there for a bit too! Between Okie and Cali, I think now I subconsciously adjust my twang to adapt to my surroundings. 😂
Heh, I do to a little bit, but starting in high school I was just actively correcting my twang hard until I just had like a generic American accent. Somehow from that effort I’ve picked up localisms from all over the US (I have moved a lot, but that was years later), like I use ‘soda’ instead of ‘coke’. Nowadays you’d never be able to tell unless I was drunk as shit, which I don’t do more than once every few years at best, cause even without the accent I don’t talk like an Okie anymore.
Deadpool and Wolverine
I was riding my bike to work along the canal path a couple of weeks ago and came across a dog, that when told to move over to let me pass, looked up at it’s owner then turned and came gallumphing towards me to play instead. It was so excited to disobey I nearly fell over my bars laughing.
I was listening again to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It gets really hilarious at times
My beagle was running around the yard and his big ol ears were flapping around. My goldendoodle just sat there while the beagle ran circles around her as fast as he could.
One time I was out walking and as I turned a corner a pug was running at me full speed, which is a sight to behold - every part of their face and body seems to be moving in a different direction at once. I was still doubled over laughing when the owner walked past me and she gave me a dirty look lol.
There are 2 types of pug owners:
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My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.
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You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.
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