Ah yes the “family values” party here to yet again “save the children” from librul strangeness.
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During the nazi era, comedians had a field day mocking Hitler and his cronies. The immortal joke ‘the true Aryan is as blonde as Hitler, slim as Goering, and as tall/beautiful as Goebbels’. It was funny then and still funny now. Because none of them even remotely resembled the ideal they spoke about. This is even funnier when you include goblins like Himmler who was the head of the SS when he would never have qualified to even be an enlisted SS man when he was younger.
And SA founder Ernst Röhm was openly gay.
One variation of the ‘blonde as hitler’ joke did include Röhm, with ‘and as chaste as Röhm’ being the statement.
It was and still is a homophobic joke. But given that the Nazis hated gays more than anyone else at the time, I think mocking him is still acceptable. Especially since Röhm was a power broker who was critical in Hitler’s rise to power.
I hope we can finally see who wins between one Elon-sized toddler and 100 toddler-sized Elons
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One of the creepier manifestations of his profound mental illness.
Gonna be a legal shitshow when he kicks off - imagine all the claims on his estate.
my guess is 45 kids. he has at least that many. like what do you call a legion? a few dozen? a few hundred?
i had to check… the roman legions where between 3000 and 6000
you convinced me, let take him at his word, in my head he has at least 3000 children now.
basically he has a multitudes of concubines
St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes.
Musk is the scum of the earth (and I’m a man), but I think even I’d carry his baby for cash like that.
He doesn’t pay them though, she was just switching her story back. Here she is criticizing him over not paying https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
So, you want to bring a child into this world with that man and not get paid? Hard pass on me bro
Do you know that there’s evidence supporting the idea that when you have a baby, that baby’s DNA hangs out in your body for decades (if not forever, more studies needed on that point)? I wouldn’t want any amount of Elon Musk’s DNA just like…hanging out in me forever. Ew.
Source: an excellent book called Matrescence by Lucy Jones. Came out in 2024 and does a great job of compiling lots of the latest research on pregnant bodies. It’s amazing how much is still missing and we need to learn still about half the population of the world.
I think the only time we could decode Elons body and all his mistresses, would involve a serious revolution
elon is basically the reproductive abuser from SVU episode, where “john stamos” plays as a lawyer and he impregnates woman and just ditches them after.
Came here to say this :/
There’s enough for both of us, according to the report. 🤮
We’ll your heart what you deserve, which is $0 because he never actually pays these women.
Easy to say when you’ve got no skin (or uterus) in the game. Just look at how Grimes and St. Clair and their children are being treated. Both women are terrible right wing scum and had it coming, but I wouldn’t wish someone’s family/babies being manipulated and kept from them by a guy with more money than god on anyone.
Imagine your only recourse for restoring your parental rights being going to court against a guy who can afford to keep the cases going indefinitely. That is the stuff of nightmares.
Even worse now. Remember, that DOGE whistleblower said he got a physical, taped threat on his door, with what appear to be drone photos of him walking his dog.
Imagine having to fight for your parental rights against a dude who has the Literal US President for a friend.
Yeah, it makes me physically ill to imagine that for myself.
I feel a bit more sympathy for Grimes than St. Clair since she seemed to actually want to be with this man, as a ‘real’ family at one point and seems to feel quite desperate about how her son is being manipulated now that that hasn’t worked out. Was she being naive? Probably, but none of us can see the future. Much less imagine that someone we love enough to date and have kids with would do something so deranged as hold them hostage as meat shields.
Anyone who volunteers after seeing how he treats his baby mamas and children, though? They get no sympathy from me, personally. Sorry for the kids, tho
You’d be his Rosemary? I’m sure your soul is worth more than that. At least hold out for half a billion.
He’s a plague on the world all by himself (and all the doctors he pays to make his children).
he has a rotating conveyer belt of human shields, if they get too small, he will just use the youngest one as one.
So many children, yet no family.
Some wild stuff in there
[…] bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.
[…] Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.” Wong apparently declined the offer.
During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.
The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas.
To reach legion-level before the apocalypse
That is so psychotic. Me and most of my peers don’t want to have kids because of the state of the world. Meanwhile he wants as many as possible… to suffer? And it’s not like he’s sharing his fortune with them based on what I’ve read. He literally just wants them so they can die in the apocalypse? Does he know what an apocalypse is??
His assumption is that the band of his kids will be loyal to him and provide his bloodline the greatest chance of survival, as if the money will somehow protect him once currency fails.
Homeboy isn’t even going for a Zuck level survivalist reclass, he just expects his kids to know how to clean a deer.
This will end like the successor determination of a Turkish sultan.
[Musk’s fixer] Birchall was involved in acquiring the property for a compound in Austin where Musk imagined the women and his growing number of babies would all live among multiple residences, according to a person familiar with the matter…Zilis lives in the gated community with their children, and Musk comes and goes. Musk also attempted to get Grimes to move to the compound, but she refused. Similarly, he tried to get St. Clair to spend some time in Austin “with our kid legion,” according to a text he sent her.
It’s cult time for him now, and plenty of magats are thirsty for Flavor-Aid.
the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know
God dammit you beat me to it
I hope they all find a strong father figure one day
Wanna bet he hates his kids? Especially if any that are smarter and cooler than him.
smarter and cooler
So, all of them then.
I dunno. After Vivian, he probably decided to spend some serious money making sure the rest come out as fucked up as he his
Given that half of his fucked up features and mental depredations are due to shitty surgeries and drug abuse, well let’s just say that’d be a rather impressive accomplishment on his part
I know that a lot of his kids hate him at least
Not surprising, what else do you expect him to eat?
We should really keep talking about how Elon is the real president and Trump is just the secretary.
Use words that they understand, like pointing out how Musk is still having kids and it’s been 19/20 years since Trump was able to sire a kid. In the MAGA world, doesn’t that show how much more deserving Musk is and that Trump is used up?
Something to get them infighting and destroy themselves from within.
and Trump is just the secretary.
He’s the Assistant to the President.
Nah, secretary would hurt trump more because he most likely thinks it’s a woman’s job, so trump is a secretary of the president
Elon is just another member of the trans national crime syndicate that masquerades as many national governments.
Im not sure anyone is in charge of it, and its most likely a gentlemans agreement between its leaders to divide the world up into territories amongst its members,
but if anyone’s in charge of it, its not Elon or Trump, its Vladimir Putin.
TRANS?!
It’s not a winning move I think. The deeper, much more intractable problem is that this administration is culturally aligned with its voters, and the other party is not.
He only wants them for organs
Rusty Venture vibes.
Also Continuum.
But if that’s what he’s after, why hasn’t he just manufactured an army of Musk clones? I mean, Clone and Elon are almost anagrams, after all.
Okay, actually, I’m pretty sure he probably does have a The Boys
offrom Brazil army of clones…I’m super surprised we just haven’t heard of them yet.It’s actually The Boys from Brazil. Poor Laurence Olivier, he just needed a paycheck.
It’s one of those films that wasn’t really well done in its time but had an intriguing idea behind it. These are the kind of films that should be being remade in the modern era. Nice to know I’m not the only one who remembers this rough diamond, though. (Actually the Venture Bros remember the flick, too)
/End unrelated take on an old film
Nice! I’ve never heard of Olivier doing much outside of Shakespeare, so I’ll have to give this a watch.
(His Henry V is well worth a watch BTW)
If I recall correctly, Olivier was in pretty dire financial straits at the end of his career, so he took on a lot more roles like this, in much more austere films.
They took my freaking kidney!
Charlie the Unicorn (YouTube)
